I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
this will be a night to untag.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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