No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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