oh god the rape fog is back!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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