Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If I die, sorry about rent.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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