drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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