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That's how twitter works, right?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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