the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
That was before I lit my hair on fire
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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