Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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