have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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