i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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