Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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