Slut skills are useful in every country.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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