I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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