Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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