ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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