you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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