After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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