I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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