Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
