I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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