Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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