Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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