week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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