Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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