She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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