I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You dont lie about slip and slides
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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