honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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