i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Sacagawea was the original milf.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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