so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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