Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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