So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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