That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
