my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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