What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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