I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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