ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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