I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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