im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
