At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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