If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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