Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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