I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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