I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
