I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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