She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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