No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
