I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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