yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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