girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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