just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Who died my cat blue again?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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