Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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