girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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