This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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