out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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