i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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