I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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