i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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