I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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