no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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