This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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