Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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